Apparently, Batman Is A Selfish Lover And — Holy Heck — Does The Internet Have Jokes About It - BuzzFeed

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I guess we all know Batman's real "one rule" now.

So, uh, yeah...ICYMI, Batman doesn't give head, I guess?

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This all started when Variety reported that DC Comics specifically asked the writers behind the Harley Quinn animated series to cut a scene in which the caped crusader was performing oral sex on Catwoman.

DC asked the #HarleyQuinn team to remove a scene from Season 3 in which Batman performs oral sex on Catwoman. Why? "Heroes don't do that" @justin_halpern @PMSchumacker https://t.co/BSpuc1rjKE
05:46 PM - 14 Jun 2021

Twitter: @JoeOtterson

The amount of "pussy" puns in that scene were probably infinite, and now we'll never get to hear them!!! Thanks a lot, DC!!!

Their reason behind cutting it? Well, according to DC, "Heroes don’t do that."* Taking it a step further, they said that they needed to "sell consumer toys for heroes, and it’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone."

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Well, y'all already KNOW that the internet came through with absolutely ALL of the jokes about this, so we took to the depths of Twitter and Tumblr to round up some of the very best and compiled them into this easy-to-enjoy list for your viewing pleasure! Ready? Okay, let's ~get down~ to it:

5. This Catwoman concern:

8. This accidental commentary on the genre at large:

I feel like "Batman is allowed to fuck but he's not allowed to be good at it" is like comically on the nose for how the people who run these franchises operate https://t.co/KuNmcbDUAw
12:57 AM - 15 Jun 2021

Twitter: @doubleca5t

10. This confident screech:

16. This excused behavior:

20. This Bo Burnham throwback:

21. And finally — this simple, but much-needed reassurance from someone who would know best:

Twitter: @thetzechun

So, uh...what're your thoughts on this? Share in the comments below! OH! And if you loved what you read, be sure to click through and follow your favorite creators on both Twitter and Tumblr to make your timelines more fun, silly places to be!

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Apparently, Batman Is A Selfish Lover And — Holy Heck — Does The Internet Have Jokes About It - BuzzFeed

So, uh, yeah...ICYMI, Batman doesn't give head, I guess?

This all started when Variety reported that DC Comics specifically asked the writers behind the Harley Quinn animated series to cut a scene in which the caped crusader was performing oral sex on Catwoman.

Their reason behind cutting it? Well, according to DC, "Heroes don’t do that."* Taking it a step further, they said that they needed to "sell consumer toys for heroes, and it’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone."

Well, y'all already KNOW that the internet came through with absolutely ALL of the jokes about this, so we took to the depths of Twitter and Tumblr to round up some of the very best and compiled them into this easy-to-enjoy list for your viewing pleasure! Ready? Okay, let's ~get down~ to it:

5. This Catwoman concern:

8. This accidental commentary on the genre at large:

10. This confident screech:

16. This excused behavior:

20. This Bo Burnham throwback:

21. And finally — this simple, but much-needed reassurance from someone who would know best:

So, uh...what're your thoughts on this? Share in the comments below! OH! And if you loved what you read, be sure to click through and follow your favorite creators on both Twitter and Tumblr to make your timelines more fun, silly places to be!

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