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May 15 · 5 min read
Picture of Laura Ingraham from VarietyAnother rare case of a transgender supporting Donald Trump.
TMZ Report Harvey Levin discovered through a recent Spotify data breach that Fox News reporter Laura Ingraham spent far too much time listening to “Patty Cake” by Kodak Black.
“Something didn’t seem right,” Levin stated. “This isn’t an attack on Kodak Black. I think Patty Cake is a hilarious and amazing work of art. Sexual references juxtaposed on a simple children’s song beat are beautiful. But I wouldn’t listen to it every 14th minute per hour. How is Ingraham still doing this for the last 4 years?
Levin felt this was out of par with Ingraham’s hypocritical stances. “Ingraham criticized Obama for demoralizing women. Her reason? Obama interacted with Nicki Minaj, a rapper that used the following lines in her rap:
Real country-ass n***a, let me play with his rifle

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
“Minaj is obviously consenting to the relationship, so there’s no sexual harassment on the guy’s end. Makes no sense to blame Obama just for talking to a sexually healthy celebrity, when she supports Donald Trump for boasting on camera that he “grab[s] them [women] by the pussy.”
To further his point, Levin pulled out lyrics from Patty Cake
I love my baby girl pussy bald, call her Caillou

I clap a n***a like patty cake
…

I’m ‘bout to snatch your baby girl and skeet all on her face
Levin argued that Ingraham should have taken offense to this song. “It makes no sense why she would listen to this on repeat. If the song was all about clapping n****s, then that would be on point with her brand. But the song also prefers shaved pussy and money shots. How is it not ok for Nikki Minaj to talk about sexual preferences, but ok for Kodak Black and Donald Trump to do so? Does Ingraham think it’s okay to sexualize women as long as you’re a man?”
Levin went into a detailed investigation as to why Ingraham would want to suppress her own kind. Levin broke into Ingraham’s house one night, expecting to uncover a T.I. sex cult. He was shocked to instead discover testosterone pills and receipts from Obsidian Men’s Health sprawled on her table.
“It all makes sense now,” Levin said in awe. “Ingraham’s toxic masculine attitude was a result of increased testosterone. But it’s crazy to think that she longs to be a male. I had no idea that she was going to a gender identity crisis. It must be tough to go through this alone when your peers all work for Fox News.”
Levin went back and published a sympathetic article that supports Ingraham’s gender transitioning. This tabloid piece received a polarizing reaction. LGBTQ supporters turned to social media to welcome Ingraham with open arms. Elliot Page offered to mentor Ingraham during the transition. Boomers, however, angrily sent death threats to Ingraham for going against what “God” had designed. Fox News executives were appalled that they lost yet another blonde woman whom they can sexually assault. Due to dwindling ratings and complaints from viewers, Fox News quickly terminated Ingraham’s contract.
We later reached out to Ingraham to comment. She went on a massive rant on how frustrating it is for a woman to simply exist.
“Do you even realize the ridiculous laws the white men have passed? Limited and expensive access to birth control? Dwindling healthcare and maternity leave? Increasing costs of tampons? Gender wage gap? How on earth are we females supposed to survive when we need to shell out more than 50% of our after-tax, after-rent salary for basic necessities?
“I’m not one to mooch of my husband for financial support. I went to Darthmouth, got my JD from UVA, and rose my way up Fox News ranks. I can handle myself pretty well financially and independently. Despite that, I’m still treated as a blond bimbo. Roger Ailas would still send me “U up?” texts every night at 2 AM, demanding fellatio. I consistently tell him no, and he responds by passing me over on promotions.
“And don’t get me started on female anatomy. Period cramps, mood swings when ovulating, frequent OB/GYN visits. All of this affects my consistent performance, and I’m severely disadvantaged as compared to men. I go through all these challenges, and I’m still expected to shell out thousands of money on skin care and makeup AND put a smile on wherever I go?”
“Being a woman is financially and mentally taxing, and I see no good coming out of being an independent female in this modern era. I’d rather take my chances on being a lady boy and deal with less biological and corporate constraints. Fortunately, I was halfway there thanks to my battle with breast cancer.”
We asked Ingraham if this transition made her respect the LGBTQ community even more, despite her earlier critique on this group. Ingraham took a deep breath and sighed.
“I said some comments in the past about that I’m not too proud of. I bullied homosexuals, attacked immigrants or non-whites, reprimanded athletes and celebrities to shut up and stay in their lane, bullied a victim of a high school shooting, and lashed out at scientists for helping our country be safe. I can understand if the public thought I was crazy. I was going through a difficult time with this gender transitioning, and was conflicted on who I was and what I desired. This lead to many nights of confusion and anger, and I took my frustrations out on these innocent people. Looking back, I realize that my behavior was inappropriate.
“To all of those I’ve offended, I’m deeply sorry.”
Ingraham finished and left the room to meet her legal team. We saw her filling out divorce papers and reviewing a lawsuit draft against Levin, as Levin’s outing of Ingraham was a breach of the latter’s privacy. We tried to ask Laura Ingraham to comment again, but a lawyer pulled us aside and disapprovingly shook his head at us. “Don’t use that name. He goes by Lincoln now.”