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He’s ‘Dyeing’ Up There
Rudy Giuliani held a news conference on Thursday during which he continued to support the president’s baseless assertion that the election had been fraudulent and appeared to drip sweat and hair dye.
“Remind me, is it a good sign when your lawyer starts melting?” Stephen Colbert joked on Thursday.
“And it seems like the press conference was getting a little hot, because partway through his presentation, Rudy sweat so much that his hair dye started running down his face. Either that, or he had so much to drink he was sweating merlot.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Looks like Rudy got a bad batch of ‘Just for Henchmen.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Wow, nothing screams ‘confident lawyer’ like a guy standing in front of everyone dripping in sweat.” — JIMMY FALLON
“You know your legal strategy is [expletive] up when even your hair starts crying about it.” — TREVOR NOAH
“It was going down both cheeks. This dude was growing a chin strap beard in real time.” — TREVOR NOAH
“I mean, Trump always said that he had leakers in his administration, but I didn’t know it was this bad.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Later, they had to clean Rudy off like a sea gull in those commercials for Dawn dish soap.” — JIMMY FALLON
“His face looks like what happens when you wring out a rag at Jiffy Lube.” — JIMMY FALLON
“But this is good — Rudy dried himself off by standing in front of a leaf blower from Four Seasons Total Landscaping.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Rudy’s Meltdown Edition)
“He was literally dyeing up there today.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“That’s not just hair dye; it looks like his hair is dying.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Rudy dyed his hair, but his head is challenging the results.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“When Rudy wakes up in the morning, his pillow must look like a Rorschach test.” — JIMMY FALLON
“This actually reminds me: I’m in charge of making gravy this Thanksgiving.” — JAMES CORDEN
“He’s sweating like Borat just walked in the room.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Rudy looks like your printer after you put in the wrong ink cartridge.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
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