Stah Wahs, Boston style - Universal Hub

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News that Ewan McGregor might show up here for filming of a Star Wars series based on the planet Tatooine has gotten local folks to wondering why Boston and the accommodations needed for our local mores:

Guess the drought had an upside

— MyNameIsMaeve (@AbolishICEnow) December 3, 2020

This is not the Dunkies you're looking for.

— Sarah Yezzi (@SarahYezzi) December 3, 2020

"Fahk kid, s'fahkin hut out kid, fahkin" pic.twitter.com/GTYwIPTNgL

— Bong December (@chrisoldsvo) December 3, 2020

"Me, fitzy and Murph uh goin down to Taaashi Station fuh some beeahs, you comin', benny?"

— Fascist Killing Machine (@LegalBallot) December 3, 2020

If they were looking to film something set in a city that looks nothing like Boston, Seaport District would be the place to do it.

— J Hat (@docdocjd) December 4, 2020

Well, Beacon Hill will fill in nicely as the "wretched hive of scum and villainy". Right, @MassGovernor?

— mharrison72 (@mharrison722) December 3, 2020

"Hey, ked. I yam ya faaathaaaaa."

— The VU - Kevin (@TheVUinJP) December 4, 2020

(Interior scene: a packie in Fields Corner)
“Them Jedi ain’t shit. My cousin who used to know Whitey said they’re all pussies”

— Please hold applause until the end of this tweet (@Lallypb) December 4, 2020

All I know is that there'd better be a hologram of Mayor Menino as yoda:

"Much like a cookie, empiuh crumble it will."

— Count von ReCount (@WeberKing) December 4, 2020

And “Yoder”

— Martin Clinton (@martinclinton) December 4, 2020

"I'm a Jedi Mastah heah to pratect LOOk Skywalkah. Whataya think ya bettah than me? Friggin foace khed!" while hanging halfway out of a mercury marquis with the handicap placard on the rearview mirror

— Andy (@AlmightyAndy) December 4, 2020